NEOBLOGASM

oliveragony: Good news everyone! We’ve invented Neoblogasms!...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:22:06 -0500

Good news everyone! We’ve invented Neoblogasms! Now there’s a flavour of Zen for everyone!

What’s a Neoblogasm?

It’s kind of like a Zen orgasm that doesn’t stop or pop, a euphonic and euphoric symphony of felicity, harmony, and epiphonic* satori, sustained continuously aka ataraxia or eureka effect!

*The opposite of an epithet; a harmonic epiphany don’t you see?

A synergistic syncretic pataphysical dialectic dialetheistic monism principal in an imminently eminent domain of pure immanence. An anything goes imaginarium where you always get precisely what you give and vice versa via viscéral vis-à-vis vici, vidi, veni, verse and role-reversal.

And what our Whobonic Labs R&D department assures us that means is, much like the Matrix movies, there’s no way to distinguish artificial from reality philosophically and or scientifically on any level.

Simply; Neapolitan Zen is suitable for anyone because we all make it up as we go along.

The greatest threat to humanity? The insanity of taking things too seriously when all we need for the future is a dose of virtually artificial reality.

The proof is in the pudding, just don’t forget to eat your meat!

“Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein (well-known genius paraphrased by lesser-known subgenius Oliver Agony)

Well, we’ve tried whore and war to settle our mettle, so how about some fresh advice to fit humanities problems so nice?

“The one who invents virtually artificial reality intercourse will be richer than god and better remembered than Hugh Heifer. Or is that the other way around? Echoes of the future are a sound so profound that it could always been taken the other way around!” ~ also Oliver Agony

Either way, the answer lays on our own inner course; standing still like a Planetary Xpress delivery bus to explore the universe within us.

True freedom lies with in, not with out.

No action need necessarily be dictated by any previous action, reaction or lack there of.

There is no fate, hate or date but that which we make up.

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Neoblogasm: Fictation

(Fictitious Dictation) The voice we all hear in our head.

Ask yourself; If it’s real, why does only fiction make sense?

What is the NEOZEN Taijitu? As one of many reflections of the...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:15:00 -0500

What is the NEOZEN Taijitu?

As one of many reflections of the original Zen Equilibrium, It is the imperfect Zen of people just doing the best they can in a lips and assholes world of bureaucracy, apathy, stupidity and hypocrisy which says that there’s a flavour of Zen for everyone to savour if we can all just wake up enough to accept that everyone is right for precisely the wrong reason and precisely right for exactly the wrong reason.

Neoblogasm has come with a flavour of Zen for everyone!

oliveragony: Like self-domesticated monkeys around the mulberry...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:43:29 -0500

oliveragony:

Like self-domesticated monkeys around the mulberry bush, how long will it take for us to realize that the weasel we have been chasing all this time is our simply our own tale?

NEOBLOGASM.COM HAS COME! NOW WITH EXTRA SARCHASM TO SEAL THE GAP BETWEEN YOU AND ME!

oliveragony: It isn’t not knowing what has been censored which...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:43:07 -0500

oliveragony:

It isn’t not knowing what has been censored which drives one crazy. We all have an innate drive for procreation and so our imagination for those things naturally fills the blanks with lust. And in this way, a tease is far more provocative than a Full Monty any day.

It is not knowing WHY we are being censored from which the danger arises. Because our natural curiosity goes unsated, which in turn makes us blind to the greater ulterior.

It is interesting to note that in Ninjapan they have natural facilities for those who are curious to seek release through comics and other graphic reading materials.

It is also interesting to note that they also have strict enforcements on graphic penetration during animated scenes of intercourse unless in the form of anything but a penis; including the ever-popular tentacle-rape.

While at the same time not overpopulating the resources of their island nation and achieving the most sophisticated technological advances on the planet.

It is normal for the human body to require regular sexual release. Like every solider knows, you have to clean your gun at least once a day.

By not releasing sexual and hormonal tension we become slaves to our animal instincts, making poor, rash decisions instead of simply becoming masters of our own domain.

It is fortunate to note that clean, safe, gnuclear fusion technology is generally credited for saving this island nation from ecological disaster during the massive 3011 earthquake.

Coming Soon: “Time-Jacked!”

oliveragony: “It was only supposed to be a three hour tour! A...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:42:51 -0500

oliveragony:

“It was only supposed to be a three hour tour! A three hour tour dammit…

…and now Mary Ann can’t even stay faithful while my tour of duty with the Starshock Troopers has taken us to the brink of cosmic war with the Professor’s latest nefariously animated construct of bamboo and coconut shells!?”

Last known transmission of Gil “Lonesome George” Gerard, M.I.A. 2588 A.T.

More horribly mixed metaphors coming soon with “Time-Jacked!”

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